*** Did you know that . . .

There are 37 holes in the mouthpiece of a telephone.

Playwright William Shakespeare penned 37 plays.

Michael Jackson's album Thriller spent 37 weeks atop the Billboard 200 album chart.

There's a list of 37 politically correct ways to say someone is "stupid."

Seinfeld's Elaine slept with her ex-boyfriend Jerry 37 times.

The statue of William Penn atop Philadelphia's City Hall building is 37-feet tall.

37 percent of men fantasize about their female co-workers on the job.

It takes 37 minutes to earn enough money to buy a McDonald's Big Mac.

Earvin "Magic" Johnson and Larry Bird competed against each other in 37 NBA games.

There are 37 bars in the digits of a digital watch.

INXS frontman Michael Hutchence died at age 37.

There are 37 miracles in the Bible.

SPAM -- the canned food product -- was invented in 1937 by Hormel Foods.

The 37th Amendment guarantees that you can post whatever the hell you want on the Internet.

Today is my 37th birthday.

Damn, I'm getting old!

Holla!

*** -- according to 37 Heaven.