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Monday Mutterings 9

Chillin' Like A Villian On My Day Off

I'm chillin' like a villain.

My weekend was cool. On Sunday, I hanged out at my moms[sic] house because she was firing up the barbie. I had two Bar-B-Q hamburgers and a BIG heaping of my moms' Mediterranean pasta salad with crab meat. Yep, my moms is getting fancy with the foods -- yum, yum. I know I've gained, like, 40 pounds since yesterday after eating my moms' grub. I couldn't resist -- it was oh, sooo good.

Anyway, today, I'm enjoying my day off. Simply sitting on my ass and just chillin'.

Ahhhh, the glamorous life.

But before I sign off, it's time for some Monday Memes:

From Monday Madness::

1. I usually clean my house on Sundays, or about every 7 days.
2. My favorite Sunday night program to watch on television is Law & Order: Criminal Intent.
3. Monday morning I usually waking up thinking, "Awww damn, I gotta go to work. I hate Mondays."
4. To wind down at the end of a busy day, I like to listen to some jazz music.
5. I try not to call anyone on the phone until [noon].
6. And I NEVER call anyone after 1 a.m.
7. When I don't have to get up to go to work or school, I sleep in until noon.
8. I have ______ telephones in my house. [Skip]
9. I usually answer the phone on the ____ ring. [Skip]
10. When I know I should be sleeping, but am having a hard time falling asleep, I usually tried to blog or stay up and watch BET's UNcut .

From Unconscious Mutterings::

  1. Resignation:: George W. Bush??
  2. Coupling:: Me and my Midwest chick
  3. Grounded:: Me -- for the holidays
  4. Habit:: Junk Food
  5. Chainsaw:: Massacre
  6. Rental:: DVDs
  7. Deleted:: Scenes
  8. Online personals:: SBM LK-ing 4 SBF w/Big Booty
  9. Penguin:: Books
  10. Offend:: Bill Cosby's rants

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