Happy New Year!
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In honor of the Big Negro himself, here's Magic Negro's Top Fives in 2003::
5 [bootleg DVD] movies that were worth the price of admission (even though I got to see them at my local barbershop) in 2003 [AKA My Top Movies OF The Year]
1. Tupac: Resurrection **
2. The Hulk
3. Kill Bill Vol. 1 **
4. The School Of Rock
5. Bringing Down the House (matinee only)
** I saw it first in a movie theater
5 [bootleg DVD] movies that were a waste of my time watching at the barbershop in 2003 (and not even worth bootlegging) [AKA My Top Movie Stinkers Of The Year]
Head of State
Boat Trip
Beef
Marci X
Gigli (Although J.Lo was looking sexy as hell in those tight jeans)
5 movies I should have seen so I could be like the cool kids in 2003 [AKA The Overhyped Movies Of The Year]
The Matrix Reloaded and Matrix Revolutions
Daredevil
X2: X-Men United
Lord of the Rings -- The Return of the King
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines
5 actor/actress to watch in 2004
Nick & Reagan
Ceddy (Cedric the Entertainer) & Bernie
Vin & Jen
B2K & Mya
Jamie (Yeow! -- Ray Charles) & Halle (Meow! -- Catwoman)
5 reasons I didn't watch regular television in 2003 (and stayed with cable TV)
I'm still waiting -- very, very, very impatiently -- for the third season of The Shield to air in March
Queer Eye guys
Staying up late in the morning to watch booty videos on BET's Un:Cut video show
Waiting to watch MTV's The Real World San Diego
BET's Coming To Stage
(The funniest show on cable television, and it's way better than Fox's American Idol. Comedian Lil JJ is the next American teen idol!)
5 people on my goddamned nerves in 2003
Michael Jackson (Please leave the kids out of your bedroom)
50 Cent (I loved his CD, but homeboy was everywhere -- on the radio, on TV, on tour, in Footlocker, in movies, in court, ugh!)
Bennifer
Justin Timberlake (who stole the soul? Justin did)
Benzino (He's a wack rap bastard!)
5 people from 2003 I want to meet in heaven
Jam Master Jay
Jennifer Lopez (so maybe I can get a shot at the booty)
Tupac Shakur (I miss Tupac. But every time I tired to miss him, Tupac seems to come out with a brand new movie or CD)
50 Cent (Damn homie . . . back on earth you was the man, homie)
Al Sharpton (Don't ask me why?)
Happy New Year!
I didn't even know of the other site until I took a peek. Nice. Very nice.
I have not yet watched LOTR yet. I can't explain why. I only know that it's on my list on things to do today.
Jennifer in heaven? Say it ain't so. B2K and their antics this month are making me really, really upset. Mya to watch? If she releases another single from that rote album, then maybe I'll agree.
And I still haven't seen Resurrection. I know I need to take my Cool Hat off 'cause I keep coming up with reasons to NOT watch it. That's another thing to do this year.
Posted by: ej | Saturday, January 10, 2004 at 06:18 PM
i have to disagree on LOTR: The return of the king.
yes, that movie had MAAAAAAAAAD hype but it was worth ALL 3.5 hours & $7.50.
the rest of the overhyped movies? you aint miss much.
Posted by: britni | Monday, January 05, 2004 at 09:16 AM