Monday Meme: Passive-Aggressive Catharsis

"Mind blowing decisions causes head on collisions . . . "
-- Heatwave, "Mind Blowing Decisions"

I stole this meme from Mister JT and Amandarin:

THE RULES: List up to ten (10) things you want to say to ten (10) different people. Do not state who these people are. Do not confirm or deny any "comment speculation."

01. I love you, but I don't know if I'm ready to get married.
02. Fuck you, you dumb bitch.
03. It's time for you to go, you have done enough damage.
04. You keep blowing up my cell phone, but I'm not going to answer it. So stop callin' me, bitch.
05. Hey dude, two words: deodorant and mouthwash -- use 'em.
06. I wish we had met at a different time in our lives because I think we'd be happily married by now.
07. Why won't you go out with me?
08. Fuck you too, you anal-retentive racist bastard.
09. I'm sorry. I didn't mean to turn you on.
10. You have a nice butt and beautiful toes, can I take you out tonight?

And I swiped this from Unconscious Mutterings ::

1. Yours ::  Mines
2. Charcoal ::  Bar-B-Q
3. Platitude ::  Gratitude
4. Graduation ::   Day
5. Hungry ::  Like The Wolf
6. Somewhere ::   Over The Rainbow
7. Nurse ::   Betty
8. Freak ::  Super
9. Unbelievable ::  Notorious B.I.G.
10. Walk ::   On By

Holla!